In the bottle: Bubblegum? And maybe brown sugar. If those could combine in a pleasant way, this would be it.
Wet: A fancy french glass bottle of full sugar COLA. It's a little spicy and tickles your nose with bubbles and is very sweet and tangy and just good *cola*.
Dry: Mellowing out, is that the patchouli? I'm not usually into patchouli, but this isn't the thick, incense-y patchouli I'm accustomed to. I think the honey vanilla is helping round it and make it less heavy, though I wouldn't say I could strictly identify the honey *or* vanilla. Not getting ylang ylang at all in a smell, but almost a feel of thickness, and no catnip at all. My cats are very curious about it though, so maybe they can.
Verdict for me: Three out of five cola-flavored mentos. I realized that's what it makes me think of. Not my favorite scent to smell like, but kinda fun and unusual enough I find myself sniffing my wrists anyway.