First off, for what it's worth, I absolutely messed up the title on another scent I tried and called it that. Fans (all... three of my cats?) will now this fun little tidbit. Onto the review!
In the bottle: Boozy, almost Disaronno-esque? That's probably the french toast? I kinda like it, but that's all I'm getting. Almost harsh booziness with sweetness.
Wet: Maple booze. That's... something? I guess good maple syrup does have a sort of strong something that gives it an almost liquor-adjacent quality to my nose. I was just hoping for... something else. Maybe dry?
Dry: Good news! The booze is gone! Bad news... it's kinda gone. There's a very faint hint of the maple french-toastiness that I could get through earlier, and... maaaaaybe an undertone of something floral? But I think it's the cotton curtains. It smells of laundry being down a few doors down. It's only fifteen minutes later. This is disappointing.
Final Verdict for Me: One out of five sticky plates. Alas, as a fan of lilikoi and pikake, I was psyched about this, but it mostly comes across as somebody's laundry and good eggos. I'm not sorry I tried lunch, but I doubt I'll go back for seconds.